Happy Friday. Welcome to The Chaos Coordinator! We are Brain Candy's snarky little sister, delivering carefully curated news happening across the industry (that you should probably care about) right to your inbox, with a hefty dose of irreverence.
In this issue, we dive into:
Venture Capital's $1.2 Trillion Problem
New Regulations in Dealmaking
Synapse Financial Technologies
TikTok vs Google
What's happening in.....
PE/VC
A $1.2 Trillion Problem
VC's asset growth has quickly become a burden.
The venture industry, which thrived over the past decade, is now facing challenges due to its large size and diminishing exits, increasing the pressure to deliver high returns just as exits become harder to achieve. Cash distributions to LPs have plummeted to their lowest levels since the global financial crisis, dropping to 5.1% of net asset value in 2023 from over 30% in 2021. With large portfolios and limited exits, a major rebound in tech IPOs is needed to restore VC performance to its former glory; however, the IPO market remains slow. Recent unicorn IPOs, such as Astera Labs and Reddit, are not significant enough to impact an industry now needing numerous large offerings to achieve meaningful returns. By the end of 2023, US VC firms were managing nearly $1.2 trillion, yet this vast amount of capital is not translating into cash distributions. The Federal Reserve’s decision to delay expected rate cuts has further dampened hopes for a near-term recovery in tech multiples and IPOs. As a result, LPs are increasingly cautious about renewing commitments to VC, given the substantial capital currently tied up in investor portfolios.
New regulations will make M&A filings much more time-consuming.
Did you think closing an M&A deal in the next year was going to be a walk in the park? Think again. The FTC and DOJ have decided that life just isn't complicated enough, so they're revamping the documentation required under the Hart-Scott-Rodino (HSR) Act. Enacted in 1976, this antitrust legislation demands companies file paperwork before sealing a merger or acquisition over a certain threshold ($119.5+ million in 2024, for the curious). Paperwork makes sense, that's not too bad, right? Wrong. We are all about to find out just how bad it can be. Last summer, the agencies proposed sweeping changes that would make the HSR filing process a Herculean task, requiring companies to report much more granular information on topics such as ownership structures, business operations, investment vehicles, previous acquisitions, and the potential ripple effects a deal could have on competition, supply chain relationships, and labor markets. They even want to know the latitude and longitude of your business units. Yes, we are being serious. The FTC estimates that the revisions could quadruple the time needed for completion, but industry insiders think even that’s optimistic. Where most efficient firms could slap an HSR together in a week, it's now looking more like a month—if you're lucky.
The recent collapse of Synapse Financial Technologies has shed light on critical vulnerabilities in the fintech-banking partnership model. Over the past decade, numerous fintech companies have teamed up with small and midsize banks to offer innovative services and FDIC-backed accounts. These partnerships promised the best of both worlds: cutting-edge technology with the safety of traditional banking. However, Synapse's downfall has exposed some serious cracks in this model. When Synapse went bankrupt in April, it left a tangled mess of finances, putting millions of dollars of customer deposits in limbo. The core issue was poor recordkeeping, which made it challenging to sort out a $96 million shortfall. Since the banks holding the deposits didn't fail, FDIC insurance didn’t come into play, leaving many consumers in a precarious situation. This highlights the fragility of the fintech-banking model and underscores the need for better regulatory frameworks. The collapse of Synapse serves as a wake-up call for the industry. It’s a reminder that while fintech innovations promise convenience and low fees, they also demand robust oversight and transparency. As the landscape evolves, it’s crucial for all parties—fintechs, banks, regulators, and consumers—to work together to ensure a secure and trustworthy banking environment.
Remember when Google was your go-to for every question under the sun? While it still is for some, there's a notable shift happening, especially among younger generations. Instead of typing their queries into Google, they're swiping and scrolling on Instagram and TikTok. As Google Senior VP Prabhakar Raghavan pointed out, "almost 40% of young people, when they're looking for a place for lunch, don't go to Google Maps or Search. They go to TikTok or Instagram." Why the switch? Social media platforms have evolved from mere sources of entertainment into hubs for information, news, and trends. People (as well as their questions) are being won over by the visual depth, immediacy, and authentic human interactions found on social media. While Google is renowned for its efficiency, the sheer amount of content optimized for SEO can be daunting, making finding unbiased, authoritative answers on Google sometimes feel like searching for a needle in a haystack. As social media platforms perfect the art of human touch and authenticity through a screen, Google is struggling to keep up.