Happy Thursday. Welcome to The Chaos Coordinator. We are Brain Candy's snarky little sister, delivering the top stories and latest creative trends in Business, AI and B2B Marketing right to your inbox, with a hefty dose of irreverence.
In this issue, we dive into:
The Exchanges Summer Dream
Robinhood x AI
Pride x Marketing
60 Seconds of Ad News
What's happening in.....
The Business of Business
IPOs Just Wanna Have Fun
Nasdaq and NYSE are trying to turn the IPO into a low-key affair.
In their latest attempt to make IPOs hot again, Nasdaq and the NYSE are deep in talks with the SEC, pushing to loosen up the rulebook for public companies. The wish list? Less disclosure, cheaper IPOs, and fewer headaches from minority shareholders with activist dreams and barely any shares. Basically, they want to turn the IPO process from a paperwork marathon into a breezy stroll. It’s deregulation déjà vu, echoing the 2012 JOBS Act but with more Wall Street swagger. Nasdaq President Nelson Griggs put it this way: “We need to make the public markets attractive because that is really how you democratize access to these companies.” Translation: let’s stop scaring off the SpaceXes of the world with 250-page prospectuses and endless regulatory red tape.
The SEC, under new leadership, is open to reducing burdens that “undermine capital formation,” but experts warn that less regulation = more risk. As one law professor put it, “It’s because if there’s full information markets function better." Still, with the number of public companies down 36% since 2000, the exchanges are betting that lightening the load will bring a fresh wave of listings. Wall Street’s rolling out the velvet rope, just don’t expect full transparency at the door.
Robinhood’s AI lets advisors trade less and golf more.
Robinhood’s Vlad Tenev is done competing with other brokers; now he’s gunning for OpenAI’s lunch. In a recent MarketWatch interview, Tenev declared that Robinhood’s real rivals aren’t Schwab or Interactive Brokers, but the AI giants hoarding all the engineering talent. Bold move for a trading app best known for gamifying stonks. Tenev’s vision? AI that runs customer support, handles back-office grunt work, and lets financial advisors spend less time filling out forms and more time “on the golf course” with clients. (Actual quote. Swing easy, Vlad.)
For DIY day traders, the promise is even more code and fewer headaches. AI will help generate technical indicators and custom scripts so you can optimize your portfolio without needing a Ph.D. in Python. All of this rolls into Cortex, Robinhood’s AI-powered investing platform launching later this year. According to Tenev, AI will soon “permeate every product,” which sounds both exciting and slightly ominous. But hey, at least your refund request won’t sit in chatbot purgatory.
June’s new trend? Calling out brands who dipped on the LGBTQ+ community.
Rainbow capitalism has entered its flop era. Once vocal supporters of the LGBTQ+ community, a growing number of brands are hitting snooze on Pride. Nearly 40% plan to scale back this year, according to Gravity Research. The culprit? Political heat, particularly from conservative voices. But the retreat comes with a receipt. Target learned this the hard way. After right-wing backlash over its 2023 Pride collection, the retailer yanked displays from some stores. This year, the vibe was even more subdued. That shift didn’t go unnoticed: Twin Cities Pride, Target’s hometown celebration, rejected the company’s usual $50K donation, not over rainbow T-shirts, but because of the company’s quiet dismantling of its DEI commitments. “They let me know what was happening, and after looking it over, there were just some things that we were not comfortable with,” said executive director Andi Otto.
Meanwhile, Costco clapped back at conservative critics, defended its diversity efforts, and gained customer loyalty in the process. As brand loyalties shift, rebuilding trust won’t be easy, or fast. “Would it gain back the trust of the consumer right away? Absolutely not,” Otto said. “But… there is always a path to come back.”
The chaos agents of ad news are turning LinkedIn into their personal stage.
Who needs suits and studios when you’ve got high kicks and hustle? Geno Schellenberger and Jack Westerkamp, both 27, are the chaotic geniuses behind “60 Seconds of Advertising News,” a hyperactive daily roundup that’s become must-see social media for ad execs everywhere. What started as a pandemic podcast in a suburban Chicago basement has evolved into Breaking and Entering, a B2B media brand that’s now rubbing elbows (and getting headlocks) with ad royalty from Cannes to Madison Avenue. Filmed in a barebones NYC office, the duo’s format is lo-fi and full-throttle, sprinting through headlines, agency wins, and industry gossip, all punctuated by gymnastic feats and the occasional injury. “Advertising is the most fun part of business,” says Frances Webster of Walrus, summing up why their approach works. With a Morning Brew-meets-Barstool vibe, they’re giving the ad world its long-overdue dose of personality. Bonus: they’ll slap your logo above their whiteboard for a sponsorship fee. Guerrilla marketing? More like gorilla marketing.
This isn’t just a fun content play, it’s a case study in relevance. These guys cracked the code on how industry news should be delivered in 2025: fast, funny, and unfiltered. They’ve made advertising feel exciting again, not just for the old guard but for the next generation. And if they happen to break a light or a bone in the process? Even better.